Author Archives: Bailey Abedon

Holding Your Breath As You Pass A Cemetery

Main Piece: Subject: Well. Whenever I pass cemetery, I hold my breath because I don’t want to disrespect the spirits who aren’t as lucky as I am to breathe. Because then they might come and haunt me. Interviewer: Where did you hear that? Subject: Um… from my older sister. Yeah you do it because you… Continue Reading »

Derogatory Joke About Romani People

Main Piece: Subject: This is more of just like a classic- I think- Old man folklore. My Grandfather was basically like, “Yeah you know, you can’t trust gypsies.” He’s from Alabama. But he said, “You can’t trust gypsies. One time when I was little, we had a gypsy neighbor go around and ask for sugar… Continue Reading »

Coronavirus Pandemic – North Korean Biowarfare Conspiracy

Main Piece: Subject: Okay… so basically how the Coronavirus started was this- and this is how it was told to me. Basically, if you look on the news, “Why are there no cases in North Korea? Kim Jong Un closed that off, he’s cutting that thing down to zero.” To which I replied, “Well no… Continue Reading »