There’s a blonde, brunette and a redhead. And they’re trying to.. um… break out of jail. So they all jump over, like, the big wall. But then once they’re over they this fence, they see a security guard coming towards them. And then so this see this line of trash cans, and they’re like alright,… Continue Reading »
When ever a Jewish person said something good, they always said “Kennahera”. It prevented a kind of jinx. It wards off the evil eye. This is basic preventative magic. It’s like a Jewish version of ‘knocking on wood’. It’s just a way of trying to control the uncontrollable– also, I notice that unlike… Continue Reading »
In the Jewish religion, you always name your kid after someone who has died, it was Jewish tradition. So, I’m named after my Mother’s father, who’s name is Jack. So I never quite figured out how Jane ended up being Jack, but whatever. He passed away within 24 hours of my birth. And I’m named… Continue Reading »
When St. Patrick was coming through Kerry, he had a pet goat, and they killed the goat and ate it. And St. Patrick put a curse on them, that from that day forward, everyone from Kerry would speak in a way that no one would understand and all the other Irish people would laugh at… Continue Reading »
When someone was dying at home, you always had to have a window open so that their soul could leave, even in the dead of winter. If the window was closed, the soul would be tormented. And then somebody in the house could get sick from what they had. When their soul left, it… Continue Reading »