Author Archives: Frances ONeil

Ghost Story – Alabama

“So there’s this small town in Alabama where…well they are like really big on slavery in Alabama and they wanted to keep it around… So there’s this tree at the top of a hill where they would hang all the African Americans and supposedly there’s still some rope on the branches. And, I don’t know how this happens, I think it has something to do with the gravitational force or something…but apparently if you bring your car to the bottom of this hill and leave it in neutral, it is said that the ghosts of the little slave children will push the car up the hill to this tree. And legend has it that if your car is pushed passed where the rope is hanging, you will die.”

Kirby told me she heard this story in Atlanta, where she’s from, about a year or two ago from her friend who experienced this story first-hand. She said her friend told her how she went to this hill with a family friend, put the truck in neutral, and left the driver seat empty and the car started to move up the hill. She said her friend was really spooked by the situation and did not stick around very much longer to see what would happen. Kirby said that her friend is still freaked out by what happened that time at this haunted hill.

Kirby believes that the ghosts that are said to haunt this tree are of African American slaves who seek vengeance for the many unjust hangings in the South. She said that this ghost story can serve as a reminder of our country’s dark past so that we will not revert back to such violent times. She observed that this ghost story was very creepy due to the fact that in places like Alabama, it was not that long ago when these types of hangings were being held. She said it is regretful to think that such turmoil and unrest plagues our country.

I agree with Kirby’s sentiments about this story and I believe that these chilling stories are meant to scare us to create a more peaceful world to live in. As eerie and uncomfortable these accounts might make us feel, they do serve as a reminder that there are many injustices that go unnoticed. This type of story seems to be a call to not let the injustices go overlooked, to not be ignorant about sensitive issues, and to know what you can do. These types of ghost stories, which are based on historical background, paint a picture that is different from all the patriotic images of liberty and glory that is more commonly displayed as our history. This ghost story embodies an undying truth that our country will never be able to forget, no matter how ashamed or embarrassed we feel about that time in our country’s past.

Joke – Los Angeles, California

“What’s Irish and sits outside all summer long?”

–          Patio furniture

I heard this joke from my friend about a year ago when she first told it to me. This joke can be told at anytime deemed appropriate for joke telling. It is usually performed by asking the question, waiting quite a bit to give the person time to think, and then delivering the punch line in an Irish accent. Sometimes my friend and I tag-team this joke, where she’ll ask someone the question and I’ll deliver the punch line in my Irish accent. This joke is doesn’t quite leave the audience in stitches, but it never fails to draw out at least a good chuckle from the crowd.

This joke is significant for me being Irish-American, because it allows me to poke fun at my own heritage. This joke is based on the stereotype that all the Irish have last names that either begin with the prefix “Mc” or “O’,” which many surnames happen to have, but is not an absolute truth. My own last name however is O’Neill, so I feel a connection with this joke. Plus, my father’s first name is Patrick, making him a true Paddy O’. I particularly like this joke as a beach-going, summer-loving, Southern California native because it incorporates both my Irish heritage as well as my Los Angeles upbringing. This simple joke is easy to remember and is good for making a social gathering more relaxed. Especially if an Irish person is telling this joke, it signals to the other guests that this person must be pretty comfortable if they’re able to make fun of their own background in front of a group of people. This joke can help make a social setting more enjoyable, and it gets people thinking.

Ghost Story – Santa Monica, California

“In the auditorium at high school, where all the plays were performed, we would have rehearsal everyday after school leading up to a performance. So there were two techies back stage right after school before any of the actors or any other crew members had come. So they started opening up all the doors downstairs like any normal rehearsal when they saw this little kid on the stage. They knew that the kid was not supposed to be there so they were gonna try to find out where the kid came from. One techie asked, ‘Hey, kid, are you from the elementary school? We’re not trying to hurt you but you can’t be back here so we’ll just take you back…’ and he started to walk towards the kid. But the kid ran across the stage to the opposite side, behind a curtain, and started wrapping himself up in the curtain. The techie said, ‘let’s just get you back, you won’t get in trouble or anything…’ But by the time he had reached for the curtain to open it up, there was nothing in the curtain.”

Kristen first heard this story about four years ago when she was in high school. The techies who had experienced this first hand had told her about it shortly after it happened. They were shaken up by the experience and had doubted whether or not they had really seen a little boy on the stage. Kristen said they told the story with such conviction that it was hard not to believe that they had really seen a ghost.

Kristen had also experienced similar spooky happenings in the auditorium or downstairs backstage in the costume room. She believes that there are spirits that haunt the high school and especially the auditorium area. She feels that hearing stories like this are not intended to make you feel paranoid that the place is haunted, but more of a coming to terms that there are other beings occupying the same space as the living. She said that hearing and experiencing similar ghost stories confirms the possibility of spirits and the afterlife. She believes the significance lies in coming to terms with the natural cycle of life and death, as well as the possibility that other forces are at work.

I went to high school with Kristen and was involved in the school plays as well, so I have also experienced these eerie ghost stories as well. Other than awakening a consciousness of the afterlife, or twilight zone, I feel that these experiences became more of a bonding ritual for the kids in the theatre. It was almost as if it was an unofficial initiation rite that you truly know what it means to be part of the St. Monica Catholic High School Performing Arts Department if you have seen one of the ghosts that haunt the theatre and backstage areas. It helped to forge friendships when you started experiencing these rattling incidents together.

Ghost Story – Santa Cruz, California

“So UC Santa Cruz is divided into six colleges and one college, named Cowell college, was named after a girl, Sarah Cowell whose family was very wealthy and started the Santa Cruz school house. Legend has it that when she was alive in the 1830s, she took her horse and carriage out to the fields to pick some wildflowers, but in a tragic accident her horse ran over her and killed her. So now whenever there is a production in the Barn Theatre at Cowell college, the stage manager of the show has to go pick wildflowers and leave them for Sarah in the theatre. Also, the actors have to say ‘Hi Sarah’ whenever they walk into to the theatre and you have to thank Sarah in the program for the show or else something will go awry in the show.”

Kat told me she first heard this story in the Fall of 2007 when she was involved in a production at the Barn Theatre. She said that all the theatre students take this legend very seriously and are very superstitious about it. They all really do say “Hi Sarah” when they walk in the theatre, and the stage manager has to actually go pick wildflowers and bring them for the spirit of Sarah Cowell.

Kat believes that the significance of this story lies in the fact that the Cowell family was so wealthy and so important to the formation of UC Santa Cruz. She said that this ghost story, along with the Cowell college being named after her, is a way that Sarah’s name will never die when her life had been taken away so suddenly. Kat said that it is supposed to have been a very difficult loss for her parents to cope with. Kat also said that this ghost story is also a way for the tradition of honoring the late Sarah Cowell to be continued so that she will not curse a theatre production at the Barn Theatre. It is at the same time a good luck charm that she is there, because as long as you bring her flowers and greet her, the show will be a success.

This ghost story reminded me of the ghosts that haunted the theatre at my high school and how in a similar fashion, those involved in theatre productions were brought together through this common knowledge of the theatre ghost. It seems to be the case in Santa Cruz as well. It is almost a mark of initiation that you are not truly a member of the Barn Theatre unless you know about Sarah Cowell and her legacy. This ghost story creates a common bond with all those who have performed at the Barn Theatre in Santa Cruz.