Informant: It goes—okay, don’t laugh—it goes: [to the tune of Take Me Out to the Ball Game]
Take me out to your frat house, take me up to your room;
We don’t need pillows or sheets tonight, just a condom that fits you just right;
For it’s fuck, fuck, fuck ‘til the morning;
If I don’t come, you’re to blame;
For it’s one, two, three strikes you’re out;
By the way, what’s your name?
The informant is a student at the University of Southern California. She is a member of a sorority, and was born and raised in Chicago, IL.
This piece is one I originally encountered in its intended context—on a bus, bound for a sorority invite (off-campus party to which dates can be invited)—but collected months later in order to catch the full lyrics. While the chant was sung with brazen gusto on the bus, once the informant had sobered up, she admitted that the chant is “definitely not reflective of what we’re about.” Most performers of the chant seemed to feel the same: the chant is a fun sorority tradition, but the lyrics are laughably outlandish and don’t reflect the moral values of modern-day performers. Hence the informant’s little introduction to the piece, letting me know that she doesn’t stand behind the lyrics or take them seriously.
The chant, the informant told me, has been passed down through the years; she isn’t sure when it was started, but she knows that different sororities sing different variations of the song, and the lyrics have changed slightly over the years (sorority members are not allowed to write down the lyrics in any form because, as a national organization, the sorority does not want to be attached to such a scandalous chant).
The context of the chant is essential to know: sorority members sing it on a crowded bus while their dates watch and listen. The goal of the chant is, most likely, to convince the dates that sorority members are fun and ready to party that evening. The chant also has fairly overt sexual suggestions, and therefore might be a way for sorority members to approach the topic of what will happen after invite.