This is a rhyme my informant and a group of his friends made up about a classmate when they were in middle school. They made it up at an age when most people are going through puberty and finding ways to deal with it, which would explain why the rhyme is penis-joke based. Also middle school is a time when group-forming, teasing, and bullying are heightened.
Chris Travaglini Rhyme
Chris Travaglini has a forty-foot weenie And he stuck it out the bedroom door His mom thought it was snake and hit it with a rake And now it’s only four-foot four