Informant: Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers? Informant: New Jersey got to pick first. The informant (my dad) is a particularly self-deprecating lawyer. While he does take pride in his work, he often admits that he only went to law school because his father had been a lawyer, and… Continue Reading »
Informant: “So, a lawyer, a doctor and an engineer go golfing and they’re out there and they’re trying to play but there is this foursome in front of them who are god-awful, and they are hitting the ball but they are hitting it all over the place, sometimes it seems as if they can’t even… Continue Reading »
“So, this taxi driver used to be a lawyer, and he was a really successful lawyer until one day he screwed up in court. For whatever logistical reasons, he lost his lawyership. He became a taxi driver. But you know, once you become a lawyer, you get a radar for lawyers. So every time he… Continue Reading »
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. “Can you tell me how much you charge?” said the client. “Of course”, the lawyer replied, “I charge $200 to answer three questions!” “Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it?” “Yes it is”, said the lawyer, “And what’s your third question?” Phil was… Continue Reading »