The Bank Joke

A joke overheard in the US Airforce:

A surly looking man walks into a bank. He walks up to the employee at the window and says

“I want to open a fucking account.”

She responds: “Excuse me?”

“You didn’t hear me, bitch?”

Then the woman left and got the manager.

The manager came up and addressed the man:

“Can I help you, sir?”

“I want open an account. I have 10 million dollars.”

The managers eyes widened and then he replied:

“And what? This fucking bitch wouldn’t help you?”


I enjoyed the joke because it exemplified the greed of man.