US Airforce Joke
“A man walks up to a cemetery, he asks a priest if he can bury his dog in the cemetery. The priest says no, that only people were to be buried in the cemetery because they have souls and dogs do not. The man begged, please, he said. The priest refused. The man said fine, he would just take his 20,000 dollars and try another cemetery.”
The priest paused.
“Wait a minute,” the priest said. “Is your dog catholic?”
Another joke about greediness, and the shedding of morality in favor of money.