Joke – Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is a bad ass and he can do anything he wants, check it out:
Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter!
And thats not the best part:
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he isnt pushing himself up, hes pushing the world down!
Clearly, Daniel thinks Chuck Norris is a bad ass. He says he never really was a big fan of Chuck Norris Walker, Texas Ranger show but that he hears a lot of rumors about him. From what hes heard, he feels Chuck is more than human, that he is even mightier than God himself. These two examples are just a couple of many reasons why he is such a bad ass.
These two jokes definitely portray Norris greatly exaggerated persona. The first example pokes fun at the product I cant believe its not butter when it is claimed that Norris can feel differently about it. The second example depicts the strength and might of Norris. I have heard several of these examples from a countless amount of people. They are spread widely over the internet and I have even seen applications on Mac computers that just tell you random Chuck Norris facts. He is believed to be, by people, a sort of a super human that can do anything he wants at any given time, even if it means going back in time.