There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin as he whipped off his chin
If my ass was a cunt I could fuck it
My informant first heard this joke from a fraternity brother when in college at the University of Southern California. The fraternity brother, Jimmy Houseberg, told my informant the joke one night at the Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity house. My informant wasnt sure how the second informant heard about the joke, but he did know that the joke has been passed down from a few generations.
This joke is very vulgar, but extremely hilarious at the same time. It has a few words that are very inappropriate for anyone under the age of about 16; therefore, this joke can be classified as an adult joke. The purpose of this joke is to pretend to tell a story, but in reality it is just a rhyming dirty joke. The part of this rhyme that I find extremely unique is that all the body parts that are being described are ones of a male except for in the last sentence, but that sentence is just describing what the male wants his body part to be.
The reason why this joke is important in my informants life is because of one reason: my informant is a CPA and gets really stressed, so a simple joke helps get rid of a little stress that my informant has. This is why my informant is so jovial. He has an extremely tough job so in order to live a life without anger, he decides to get rid of stress by telling jokes and laughing at them. One little joke can go a long way in helping ones health.
When I interviewed my informant, I asked to hear a dirty joke, and he hesitated for a while because he didnt want to say the joke, for the sole reason that he didnt want it published. Then once he obliged to tell a dirty joke, he couldnt think of what the joke was. Then finally the joke came to him and after saying the rhyme, he slammed the newspaper on a nearby table exclaiming, Yes! I knew I could remember it! When asked his reaction to the joke, my informant states that he thinks the joke is a classic. It is very interesting to note the situation in which the joke was told. My informant and I were on the couch, so he was relaxed which truly shows that jokes help my informant ease some stress.
When I first heard this joke I thought it was really funny because of all the vulgar words. Also, I find it interesting how one joke can be so dirty, but at the same time so comedic. I love how my informant can remember so many jokes. It shows that my informant is a funny man and I am proud to have him as my father.