D: 아빠 나 아빠한테 뭐 물어봐도되요?
F: 물으면 아프지.
D: 네?
F:물 면 아프다고.
D: Father, can I ask you something?
F: If you do, it’ll hurt.
D: Huh?
F: If you ask me a question, it will hurt.
In korean, the word “ask” is the same spelling as “bite.” This is a play on words that I overheard a father and daughter converse while at church. The daughter asks the father if she can ask him a question, and he reinterprets the question as “can I bite you.”