Author Archives: Sarah Tillery

A Black Dog on a Black Road

Nationality: Canadian
Age: 19
Occupation: Student, Journalist
Residence: Los Angeles, CA; Vancouver, Canada
Performance Date: April 16, 2014
Primary Language: English
Language: French

Informant is a University student from Canada, studying in the United States. When asked about what she remembered from camp, she was most excited to offer riddles, and had many to share. When asked why she was so excited, she said that it was because they were so prevalent in her childhood. These riddles were everywhere for her, and so it brings back more nostalgia than jokes or games for her.

What was the other one? Like.

Any jokes?

Jokes?

Yeah, like. Any jokes as a kid that made you laugh really hard.

[Visibly excited] Can they be like riddles?

Yeah, definitely.

Like riddles that we always told. [Pause, more excited as she remembers and smiles as she tells] Like did you have the one, where it was like, A Black Dog on a Black Road, um There were no lights on, the stars and the moon weren’t out, and a black car comes by without its lights on and it sees the dog and its moves, how do you know like, how did it see the dog?

Same Time: How do you see the dog?

[Super smiling and proud now] The answer is it was day time. [Shrugs as though it was nothing.]

[Laughs]

I dunno if. Do you know that one?

I may. Have heard that one, I don’t know. That’s a really good riddle though.

That one was literally like, everywhere when I was a kid.

This is interesting that riddles were more important to her childhood than games. I must confess, that I was never very into riddles as a child, and though I remember seeing books of riddles, they were not prevalent in my own childhood (though I moved around a lot). The fact that they were everywhere in the Informant’s says a lot about her, her friends, and the culture of her neighborhood in a Vancouver, Canada public school. Though what, I’m not sure, and I’m not sure if riddles are more prevalent in Canadian culture than they are in the United States’ culture.

North Dakotan, Coloradan, Montanan Spies Joke

Nationality: American
Age: 22
Occupation: Student
Residence: Heber City, Utah
Performance Date: March 21, 2014
Primary Language: English

My Informant, a student filmmaker and a very funny person, was very eager to share his favorite jokes from his childhood. When asked about other folklore, he couldn’t remember games, riddles, or sayings, but jokes immediately popped into his head. I thought that this was an interesting character trait, what folklore stays with people. These jokes were important to my Informant because of where he heard them and who he then shared them with: he learned the jokes from his cousins, and then shared them with his friends at school and at camp. Jokes clearly were important to his memory because of how well they were received. He reflected that some of them may have been inappropriate, but due to his locations (the American Southwest and Northwest) it made sense that such jokes talking about neighboring states and countries would have been told.

Informant: I told you an anecdote about the wrong joke! The Montana cousin thing was another joke!

Author: Okay, well tell me that joke!

Informant: I don’t remember that joke.

Author: Okay, well.

Informant: It’s a very similar structure. I think this structure. It was a very similar structure, and this was a much earlier joke, so I think this led the way to the Canadian Toilet Joke.

Author: Okay.

Informant: So there’s a…. North Dakotan, a Coloradan, I don’t know these words, but I think they’re right, and a Montanan.

Author: Okay.

Informant: Spies. All of them spies.

Author: Okay.

Informant: And they were captured by the enemy spies. And they were tied up to a tree and they were going to get murdered.

Author: [Fake gasp]

Informant: They were going to get assassinated.

Author: Oh no!

Informant: They were going to face a firing squad. And so. First. The. The Coloradan goes up. And and. They point the gun at him and they say: Any last words? And he points off in the distance and yells [mimicking the action] Avalanche! And they look and he runs.

Author: [Laugh]

Informant: And they say Darn! And so they tie up the Montanan. And they say: Alright, any last words? And the Montanan points and yells, Flood, and he runs away. So they tie up the North Dakotan, and they say: Alright, it’s our policy, otherwise, we wouldn’t, but any last words? And he says FIRE! And they shoot him.

Author: [Big Laughs]

Informant: [Shy Laughs]

Author: Did you ever do accents for that one at all?

Informant: Um. I don’t think I did.

Author: Okay, but other people did?

Informant: I could see my, my cousins having told me the joke having done like a [North Dakotan accent] a North Dakotan, but I don’t remember.

Author: Alright, I can imagine that got big laughs. Do people not like North Dakotans in Montana or?

Informant: My family’s from North Dakota, so.

Author: Oh okay, cool, so that got even bigger laughs I bet.

Informant: And I can tell you, it was never the same three states. It was always, like, upper, northern, western states, but it wasn’t always North Dakota, Montana, Colorado.

Author: Yeah ’cause that joke would work well for like. All of California.

Informant: Right, but I’m pretty sure North Dakota was usually the punchline when I told it. Cause I’m pretty sure that was the original one. But I might have changed that. Depending on company.

The Canadian Toilet Joke

Nationality: American
Age: 22
Occupation: Student
Residence: Heber City, Utah
Performance Date: March 21, 2014
Primary Language: English

My Informant, a student filmmaker and a very funny person, was very eager to share his favorite jokes from his childhood. When asked about other folklore, he couldn’t remember games, riddles, or sayings, but jokes immediately popped into his head. I thought that this was an interesting character trait, what folklore stays with people. These jokes were important to my Informant because of where he heard them and who he then shared them with: he learned the jokes from his cousins, and then shared them with his friends at school and at camp. Jokes clearly were important to his memory because of how well they were received. He reflected that some of them may have been inappropriate, but due to his locations (the American Southwest and Northwest) it made sense that such jokes talking about neighboring states and countries would have been told.

Author: Do you remember um… Any jokes that you would tell, or rhymes that happened at A Camp?

Informant: Can I uhh…

Author: You can ask, yeah.

Informant: Can I ask…Well, I was just gonna say, uh, What like… Does it matter what age? Do you want real childhood or?

Author: No, it doesn’t matter at all!

Informant: Okay, So there’s a joke that I can tell, it’s not adulthood, I was definitely a kid, like my last years at A-Camp, but I’m pretty sure this is a joke I would have told at A-Camp.

Author: Okay.

Informant: It is the Canadian Toilet Joke. And I haven’t  told it in a long time, so I might get it wrong.

Author: [Laughs] Okay.

Informant: And it’s probably racist, if I think back on it, but we will see.

Author: Okay. [Laughs]

Informant: I’m gonna try to do all the racist accents that came with it, if I remember properly.

Author: [Laughs and makes a face] Okay, perfect.

Informant: I don’t remember what the first character was.

Author: Oh no.

Informant: There were three characters.

Author: Okay.

Informant: I think there was [counting on three fingers the Italian way, pink first] an American, a Mexican, and a Canadian.

Author: Okay.

Informant: [Pause, then whispers.] I can’t believe I can’t remember the Canadian Toilet Joke. [Laughs]

Author: Do you remember any other jokes? [Laughs]

Informant: No, no this is important. This is important. I need to try.

Author: Okay, why was it important, can I ask?

Informant: Just it was my favorite joke for like five years of my life. I think one of my cousins told me, but I might have told it to my cousin. I remember being at Montana, in my Grandmother’s kitchen, either telling this joke to them, or hearing it for the first time, I don’t remember.

Author: That’s awesome!

Informant: But I remember that. And I remember that I told all my friends, this was like, my performance. I’m sure I’ve probably told you at some point just to just to be like “This is a joke I used to tell all the time”

Author: I’m sure, yeah.

Informant: But. [Pause] I can’t remember how it goes. Something like. There was an American, a Mexican, and a Canadian and.. [Pause. Gestures] There was a toilet store.

Author: Okay.

Informant: And so… One day the American walks in to the Toilet Store and says. [Making Surfer Face by squinting eyes and leaning back] Yo, Dude… Like. I need a toilet. [Pauses. Stares. Mumbles to self about what comes next.]

Author: Okay.

Informant: And the guy’s like: Okay, have this… [Pause] Stone toilet. A toilet made of rock. Made of stone. And he says, Cool, it’s kinda heavy, let me get some help out. And then goes, goes with the toilet. And then a few hours later, the Mexican comes in and I don’t remember what toilet he purchases.

Author: [Laughter.]

Informant: Something like…. Have this… [Gestures] I don’t remember. I think it was like. Something that poked his butt. We’ll get to the punch line

Author: Okay Okay

Informant: I don’t remember what it was, something pokey I feel, so then he goes, there was the accent [waving away] like [Leans forward and does racist Mexican accent, which is scratchy and high] Ey, Mang, I need a toilet. [Back to Normal] Is How I would Say it and Um

Author: [Laughter] Okay.

Informant: He takes it and goes. And then the Canadian comes in and says [Canadian stereotype, North Dakotan kind of accent, friendly smile] Eh.

Author: [Bigs Laughs]

Informant: I need a toilet, Eh.

Author: [Laughs]

Informant: And he says, Sure, take this singing one, it’s on special today, actually. It’s a little expensive, but it sings to you, so it’s important. And. so he says: Wow, thank, Eh. And he takes the toilet and he goes home. Ummmm. About a week later [louder and with more energy] The American comes back in and he says: Dude, I need a new toilet. NO! I’m sorry, that’s wrong. He says: “Hey, can I use your bathroom?” And he says: Hey, you look familiar, didn’t I sell you a toilet like… [Checks nonexistent watch on wrist] A week ago? And he says [Breathy Surfer Voice] Yeah, but I live up in Washington and it gets really cold [fixes accent to match this information] up there so every time I sit down to poop, my butt gets stuck to the toilet! And he says, Wow, okay, go use the bathroom! And… The Mexican comes in and he says, [squinted eyes and stereotypical accent again] Ey, can I use your bathrrroom. And he says, Hey, you also bought a toilet from me recently, what happened? And again, I don’t know what the toilet was so [waves hand] but something like it poked him, or like he had thorns in his butthole… It was all gruesome.

Author: [Big laughs]

Informant: Something like that. Anyway, He goes to use the toilet and he leaves, and an hour or two later, The Canadian comes in and he says: Hey, may I please use your restroom, eh? And um. Uh. The guy says, okay, this is weird. I just sold you a toilet, I remember. The singing one right! Yeah, but every time I go to take a shit it started to sing “O, Canada” and I had to stand back up again!

Author: [Big Laughs and Sad Aws] That’s a good joke!

Informant: I didn’t say shit. As I was a child. I would have said crap. I would have said sat down to take a crap.

Author: As a child you would have said crap?

Informant: Yeah.

Ex-Patriot Jokes

Nationality: American
Age: 52
Occupation: Teacher
Residence: Fort Worth, TX; Tucson, AZ
Performance Date: March 16, 2014
Primary Language: English

Informant was the wife of a Naval Officer, and before then, a teacher working abroad, and so had been immersed in other cultures for much of her adult life. Even in her youth, growing up in Arizona, she had been involved in other cultures, but the one cultural bit of information that was uniquely her own, was her cultural group of Ex-Patriots while traveling. So she shared one Ex-Patriot joke she remembered from her time living and teaching in Bahrain.

Author: Do you remember any stories that you guys heard when you were um, first starting to live as ex patriots or like, when you first started moving to other countries did like, other people at the Navy base tell you like… Uh. Ways to cope, or things that you could do, like home remedies in case anything happened or…

Informant: The military always had a good support system.

Author: Were there any in jokes that you had with any other moms, or um?

Informant: No, I remember they had, when we, again this is the second time when we were back in Bahrain, they had jokes where “You know you’ve been in Bahrain too long if… [Pause for effect] You walk inside a building and put on a sweater.” [Light laughter.] Because it would be so hot outside and it would be freezing inside.

Author: Mmhmm.

Informant: And you know you’re in Bahrain too long if…. You know… If… [Secretive Glance and makes a face, then whispers.] That’s the only one I know!

Author: [Laughter] That’s okay!

 

Chow Calls

Nationality: American
Age: 52
Occupation: Vice President of a Corporation
Residence: Fort Worth, TX; Tucson, AZ
Performance Date: March 16, 2014
Primary Language: English

Informant, was a Naval Officer for much of his life (though not any longer), and had gone to the Naval Academy. Though not open to telling me many stories about the Naval Academy Rituals as he thought they were too inappropriate to tell a young lady, he offered to explain a few.

Informant: And then uh. Then there were things called Chow Calls. So at the beginning of every meal, at the end of each hall way there’s a Pleeb and ten minutes before each of the meals, they get out and they go: [fake shouting] SIR, YOU NOW HAVE TEN MINUTES BEFORE NOON MEAL FORMATION, THE MENU FOR NOON MEAL IS, and they go down whatever that menu might be, and [sniff] then they go, [slightly quieter fake shouting] THE OFFICERS OF THE DAY ARE, THE OFFICER OF THE DAY IS, BOOM BOOM BOOM, and they list who the Officers of the Day are, [fake shouting, still slightly quieter] THE UNIFORM FOR NOON MEAL FORMATION IS, AND THE LOCATION FOR [stumble a little here] it so that they everybody knows where it is, and if you get something wrong or you stumble over it, you’ve got upperclassmen come shout at you: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS WRONG, and then you might have to [pause] give that Chow Call, from the Rig, then it’s really hard. [Demonstrates and makes silly noises. Laughter.]

When asked about why these traditions are done:

Informant: Um. One it keeps the guy’s minds off of the fact that they might be homesick.

Author: Mmhmm.

Informant: It does, you know, they have to start working together as a group. Not so much shouting but just um [Pause] that you can get in and push and go beyond your limits, you know? But yeah, everybody does it.