Category Archives: Riddle

Riddle

Nationality: Caucasian
Age: 19
Occupation: Student
Residence: Palo Alto, CA
Performance Date: March 12, 2008
Primary Language: English

“The man who invented it doesn’t want it, the man who bought it doesn’t need it, the man who needs it doesn’t know it. What is it?”

“A coffin.”

This riddle is what is known as a true riddle—it has all the information necessary to figure out the answer. Even so, Laura thoroughly explained why the riddle makes sense. The man who invented the coffin, or made the coffin, does not want it. He did not make it for himself because he is not dead, so he is looking to sell it to someone else. The man who bought it does not need it because he bought it for someone else who has died, probably a family member or friend. This particular man will not need one until he himself has died. The man who needs it does not know it because he is dead, and is therefore unaware.

Laura learned this riddle from her dad. She uses this riddle at summer camp to entertain the children. She enjoys telling riddles, and particularly this riddle, because when people spend a lot of time guessing, she feels clever. This riddle holds sentimental value for Laura because whenever she thinks about this riddle, it brings back fond memories of summer camp, her father, and just spending time with people she cares about.

I agree with Laura about the riddle’s meaning and why it makes sense. It is a cleverly constructed riddle. I myself spent a lot of time guessing the answer, and Laura says most people do spend a lot of time guessing unless they have already heard the riddle before.

Laura’s riddle shows a lot about how she identifies herself. She enjoys riddles such as this one because she values tough, intellectually stimulating challenges. She sees herself as someone intelligent, and knowing clever riddles reinforces this idea of her as someone intelligent. She sees herself as a courageous knowledge-gatherer, unafraid of challenges. So, because riddles present a challenge, Laura is very willing to take them on. She is someone who just likes to learn new things and hoard information. Riddles allow her to gather knowledge and pass it on. She was an audience member when her father told her the riddle, but now she is very much so an active bearer. She is always willing to volunteer this riddle in conversation with anyone. She passes it on to children at summer camps. When Laura passes on this riddle, she is also making a statement about her identity.

Riddle

Nationality: Caucasian
Age: 27
Occupation: Online Marketing/Advertising
Residence: Saratoga, CA
Performance Date: April 27, 2008
Primary Language: English

“What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it you die?”

“Nothing!”

Geoff does not recall where he got this true riddle. He usually tells this riddle at family functions during the holidays because it is all-ages appropriate; he can tell the joke in front of his grandmother and children. He says he likes to tell it because everyone understands it right away, and people like it. He finds it amusing because supposedly more kindergarteners get the answer right than Stanford University graduates.

Just like Geoff, this particular riddle is pretty clean-cut and inoffensive. It is fitting he picks riddles that fit his personality and identity. He is very conscientious so he would never tell a riddle that could possibly offend someone. Also, he is religious, so it would make sense that he would say nothing is greater than God and nothing is more evil than the devil.

For me, this riddle was not a big surprise. The answer seemed really obvious afterwards, and I feel like had I thought about it, I would have eventually gotten it. This riddle does not really seem like much of an intellectual challenge, it seems to be pretty easy. However, I guess that is the point since Geoff says everyone laughs because it is so easy to understand.

I am surprised he tells riddles at family functions. I am not surprised that he tells this kind of riddle at family functions- meaning a completely clean one- but I just did not think people recited riddles very often anymore.

I think this riddle says something about how Americans view what they should be like. Americans tend to repress aggressive or sexual tendencies. It makes sense that Geoff would tell a completely clean riddle in public because that is what he is supposed to do. He is not supposed to tell dirty riddles or jokes at a family function. He is conforming to how society says he should interact at family functions. Society says he should avoid saying anything risqué. I think this is kind of sad because it is not realistic. While I agree that one should not tell dirty jokes or unclean riddles in front of grandparents or young children, I do not think folklore or things in general should be over-censored. Although usually jokes are a way to fight against authority and restrictions, this riddle shows that riddles can also be a way of reinforcing social norms.

Riddle

Nationality: Asian and Pacific Islander
Age: 19
Occupation: Student
Residence: San Francisco, CA
Performance Date: April 29, 2008
Primary Language: English

“I come in darkness, but fill the mind with light. I bring enlightenment to some, while gripping others in the hand of fear. With me it can be a journey of inexplicable joy and sorrow. What I will show you will often be unreachable. Journey with me and what you see may haunt you. Journey with me and you may never want to return home. Journey with me and you will never know when it will end. What am I?”

“A dream.”

Kimiko, who goes by Kimi, learned this true riddle- a riddle with all the information necessary to figure out the answer- from her friend Daniel, who also attends UNC Greensboro. She was bored and asked him for some sort of entertainment, such as a joke. He told her this riddle instead. She said she will tell it to the next bored person who wants to be entertained.

She thinks of the riddle as a personal challenge. She is the type of person who prides herself on her intelligence. Riddles are difficult and she feels a sense of pride and triumph when she answers correctly.

I was surprised when she said she wanted to tell me a riddle. I do not really consider a riddle a popular form of entertainment. Typically, when I tell someone I am bored I want him or her to tell me a joke or a story, not a riddle. Kimi shows that riddles are still popular to some people. I never really viewed riddles as having much value, but Kimi showed me that they have a lot of intellectual value. They are not a bland, passive form of entertainment. Unlike watching television, one has to really think and struggle when engaged in a riddle.

I really liked this riddle as soon as she told me it. The question is eerie, slightly spooky, and mysterious—exactly like a dream. The riddle sounds dreamlike in quality. The riddle makes complete sense. One typically dreams at night, or “in darkness.” Dreams are usually associated with light; they bring activity to a dormant mind. Dreams can be huge eye-openers for people. They might experience something they never thought they would; it can be very enlightening. Nightmares fall under the category of dreams. Nightmares undoubtedly fill many with fear, doubt, and uncertainty. One can feel a wide range of emotions while dreaming, including joy and sorrow. Dreams have no bounds or limits. For instance, one can dream that he or she is flying. One will never know what it is like to fly unaided in reality though, thus flying is unattainable. Dreams can be haunting, especially if they are nightmares. While dreaming, one might dream something better than reality could ever offer. For example, if one dreamed about a deceased loved one that they missed dearly, they might not want to wake up. One can never tell when dreams are going to end. Knowing the answer to the riddle makes me feel clever and more knowledgeable. The answer seems far more obvious now that I know the answer and I made sense of the prompt. However, I am sure I still would have never guessed the answer had Kimi not told me. Because this riddle really resonates with me, I have already told multiple people this riddle and I plan on telling more.

Riddle – California

Nationality: Caucasian
Age: 18
Occupation: Student
Residence: Greenbrae, CA
Performance Date: February 24, 2008
Primary Language: English

Riddle:

“There was a man in a solid cement cell with no windows or doors and a cement ceiling.  He only had himself and a loaf of bread.  How does he get out of the cell?”

Answer:

“He begins by ripping the loaf of bread in half. Two halves make a HOLE.  He climbed through the hole, and yelled ‘till his voice got HORSE. And then rode on the horse away to safety.”

Jen said that she heard this story in third grade from a good friend, who had heard it from her father.  Jen’s friend shared it to her on a hike to the beach with her family.  She is not aware of the origins of the riddle.  She learned the riddle in Greenbrae, CA.  This riddle is a play on words; specifically “whole” and “hole,” and “hoarse” and “horse.”

As a child, I recall hearing multiple versions of the same riddle, and although I do not remember the exact wording that I was told, I assume that there are many versions, as anything that you can split in half could be used in place of the “loaf of bread.”  I think that this play on words is a fairly common type of joking riddle, and appeals especially to kids, as it can be employed to stump an adult by using a play on words, and bending the distinction between homophones (words that have the same pronunciation but different meanings and spelling).  I have also heard similar riddles that state that you have a mirror instead of a loaf of bread.  You look into the mirror, you see what you saw, you saw something in half, and two halves make a whole, you crawl out the hole and reach safety.  While this type of riddle is fairy common, there was not much information about it on the Internet.

Joke/Riddle

Nationality: Hispanic
Age: 18
Occupation: Student
Residence: Los Angeles, CA
Performance Date: April 26, 2008
Primary Language: English
Language: Spanish

Derek: What do you call a wave that crashes on a really tiny beach?

Me: I don’t know, what?

Derek: A microwave

Derek told me this riddle that he said he learned from a friend.  The riddle makes use of a pun, or play on words ad double meanings of words.  Derek said that this riddle was sort of lame but he still smiled when we told me the riddle and it made me smile.  I think that riddles and jokes no matter if others label them as lame or not are worth telling especially if it can put a smile on someone’s face or make them laugh even just a little bit.  I believe others must feel this way as well, or at least agree that even lame riddles and jokes are worth telling otherwise one would never hear or tell these “lame” riddles and jokes.

Riddles and jokes are also important in folklore because they offer significant insight and understanding into the culture from which they were taken.  This is so because if you understand the joke or riddle you probably understand the culture as well.  In this case, one would have to understand the English language because it involves a pun, or play on the double meaning words.