Mr. Simonchini had a ten-foot weenie and he showed it to the neighbor next-door,
She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, and now its only nine-foot-four.
Mr. Simonchini had a nine-foot weenie and he showed it to the neighbor next-door,
She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, and now its only eight-foot-four.
Mr. Simonchini had an eight-foot weenie and he showed it to the neighbor next-door,
She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, and now its only seven-foot-four.
Mr. Simonchini had a seven-foot weenie and he showed it to the neighbor next-door,
She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, and now its only six-foot-four.
Mr. Simonchini had a six-foot weenie and he showed it to the neighbor next-door,
She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, and now its only five-foot-four.
Mr. Simonchini had a five-foot weenie and he showed it to the neighbor next-door,
She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, and now its only four-foot-four.
Mr. Simonchini had a four-foot weenie and he showed it to the neighbor next-door,
She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, and now its only three-foot-four.
Mr. Simonchini had a three-foot weenie and he showed it to the neighbor next-door,
She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, and now its only two-foot-four.
Mr. Simonchini had a two-foot weenie and he showed it to the neighbor next-door,
She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, and now its only one-foot-four.
Mr. Simonchini had a one-foot weenie and he showed it to the neighbor next-door,
She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, and now hes got a weenie no more!
I used to sing this song in elementary school with my friends about our librarian named Mr. Simonchini. We all sang it to make fun of him because he was a goofy looking guy and probably because he was an adult figure and an easy target. We would often sing it on the playground or on bus rides to and from school, because nearly everyone in my class knew the song. Usually it consisted of a few kids joking about a reading assignment that he would make us do and then one of us would bust into the song. I do not remember how I learned this rhyme, but I do know that I learned it early on in my elementary school career, sometime in the mid 1990s. Every now and then we would change the words so that it was someone else who had the ten-foot weenie and sing it about them, however with the fortune of our librarian having such a name that so easily rhymed with weenie, we often reverted back to the original form. Only my classmates and I would use the rhyme and we never sang it around adults so we wouldnt get into trouble.
I believe that this rhyme basically was a form in which we could show our feelings towards our library teacher, that is that we believed him to be a pervert of sorts. The fact that he is showing his weenie to a female neighbor and her getting scared gives the vibe that he is not welcome in her home and that he is meant to be portrayed as a creep. Most children at this age found this funny and we would often laugh about the thought of our teacher showing off his family jewels to a neighbor, only, to have her cut it off.
This rhyme can also be seen as a way for children to become acquainted with the idea of separate sexes and become used to talking about a males private parts. Children have different ways of learning about the opposite and same sexes and this song was most likely a form in which we could make fun of a teacher while also making a taboo reference to a penis.
