Category Archives: Folk speech

“A duck walks into a bar…”

Nationality: american
Age: 19
Occupation: student
Residence: los angeles
Performance Date: 4/24/15
Primary Language: English

A duck walks into a bar, walks up to the bartender and says “Hey you got any cheese?” and the bartender says “No, why would I have any cheese?” so the duck walks out. The next day, the duck walks back into the bar and says “Hey, you got any cheese?” and the bartender says “No! why would I have cheese? Get out of here” so the duck leaves. Then the next day the duck walks into the bar and says “Hey, you got any cheese?” and the bartender yells “No! Why would I have any cheese?! If you ever come in here and ask me again I’m gonna nail your feet to the floorboards” so the duck the leaves. The next day the duck walks into the bar and says “Hey, you got any nails?”. The bartender says no. So the duck says “Hey, you got any cheese?”

Who told you this joke?

MB: “My dad, I’m not sure where he learned it though, maybe a joke book or something like that”

When would he tell this joke?

MB: “Well he was always telling me jokes. This was like his big one though. He would tell it to people as like his big joke”

I thought this joke was interesting because it’s almost like a meta joke since it doesn’t give the answer you think it will. The whole time you are expecting the question “you got any cheese” to have some sort of meaning when, in reality, it is just leading up to the punchline and the actual content of the question isn’t important at all.

“Chyron” and other outdated film terms

Nationality: american
Age: 31
Occupation: film production
Residence: los angeles
Performance Date: 4/25/15
Primary Language: English

JG works in the film industry and gave examples of words that are specific to the film industry. Both of these terms are used often in when working with film even though they are no longer technologically relevant.

JG: “So at work we say that we need to chyron an episode which basially means any time a name a name comes up on the screen. So when you’re watching tv and it says “Bruce Jenner, Transgender Dad” at the bottom that’s a chyron.”

Why is called a chyron?

JG: “In the 70s and 80s there was a machine called a chyron that would physically imprint the name on the film. Now it’s all digital but everyone still calls it a chyron even thought it hasn’t been used in 20 years. The other one is when call a film a cut. So when someone needs footage they ask for the cut. That one comes from when they used to have to literally cut the film with a razor. Now they do it all digitally, but if someone wants a piece of film they still ask you for the cut”

53 Bicycles

Nationality: USA
Age: 19
Occupation: student
Residence: Los Angeles, CA
Performance Date: April 10, 2015
Primary Language: English

Riddle:

A man was found murdered in a room with 53 bicycles. Why was he murdered?

 

The Informant was a nineteen year old female friend that I had dinner with. I told her about the catch riddle we learned in class (what do virgins eat?) and she began telling me all of these riddles that she knew.

Collector: He was a bad man?

Informant: No.

Collector: Did he steal all of the bicycles?

Informant: Nope, try again.

(After several minutes of guessing and failing, she gave a pivotal hint)

Informant: Think of Bicycles as a brand, not as objects. I told you this was a hard one.

Answer via Informant: Well, bicycles is a type of card – you know, poker cards…bicycle playing cards. You’ve heard of those, right? Yeah, yeah. And how many cards are in a deck? Yeah, 52. So the guy was cheating, he had an extra card… so they killed him!(Seemed a little too excited by this).

Collector: Where’d you get this riddle from?

Informant: A high school friend.

Riddles in general are very interesting considering that nothing is ever what it seems to be. You have to really think outside of the box in order to figure out the answer, but it also makes it difficult when a person is not familiar to something that’s being referenced, such as with the brand “bicycles”. I told the same riddle to my dad and he had never heard of Bicycle playing cards, which made it pretty much impossible for him to figure out the answer. So, it can be considered a way of distinguishing between groups: those that understand the references and those who don’t.

3 for a Dollar

Nationality: USA
Age: 19
Occupation: student
Residence: Los Angeles, CA
Performance Date: April 10, 2015
Primary Language: English

Riddle:

A man walks in a hardware store and asks “How much are those?” the clerk says “three for a dollar.” The man takes one hundred, pays a dollar and walks out. What did he buy?

 

The Informant was a nineteen year old female friend that I had dinner with. I told her about the catch riddle we learned in class (what do virgins eat?) and she began telling me all of these riddles that she knew.

Collector: Wait, he bought one hundred of them for a dollar when only three are for a dollar? That makes no sense.

Informant: That’s why it’s a riddle, duh, but it does have an answer – in case you were wondering.

Collector: Did the man steal 97 items?

Informant: Nope. He paid for everything just fine and walked out.

(After several minutes of guessing and failing, she gave a pivotal hint)

Informant: You find these on the front of a house, and every house has this.

Answer via Informant: It’s the address on the house, the address is one hundred. Get it? One hundred has three numbers, three for a dollar? He bought a one and two zeros – for a dollar. Get it? He literally bought “100”. Three digits.

Collector: Did your high school friend tell you this one too?

Informant: Yup.

This riddle wasn’t quite as exclusionary as other riddles that require the person to understand certain references. This one was pretty straight forward with objects that everyone is familiar with .

 

 

 

Persian New Year

Nationality: American/Persian
Age: 21
Occupation: Student
Residence: Orange County
Performance Date: 4/26/15
Primary Language: English
Language: Farsi

Okay, so Persian New Year, it lasts seven days…So, basically the Tuesday before or during, everyone goes to a special place or they do it at each other’s houses and they make fires, like small fire pits.

 

Inside or outside?

 

Outside, it’s always outdoors. Like in an alleyway, or if you have a big backyard, or they do it at the beach. And then people jump over it and they say a saying that’s kind of like, I don’t know how it’s translated but it symbolizes throwing your bad energy or anything bad from the past year into the fire, or like from other people, into the fire. That’s basically it.

 

Do you know the phrase in Farsi?

 

Yeah, but you’re not gonna get it. It’s like, “sorheitaz…?” I don’t even know how to say it, you’re kind of just saying whatever is bad is going into the fire. And you kind of say it with a friend, like whatever’s bad from each other, your relationship goes in too.

 

When is Persian New Year?

 

Our calendar is different, the Persian calendar is a little different. It’s first day of Spring, so it starts on March 21st, and then it lasts seven days. And we always set a table, it’s called the Hafseen, and Haf means seven, so like everything starts with an “S” you can look this up, I don’t know what each thing symbolizes.

 

So there’s a lot of symbolism involved?

 

Yeah, there’s seven things, there’s like a fish, and then there’s a specific thing you grow, it’s like a grass, and then there’s flowers… It’s really specific but it’s all with Spring and has to do with new beginnings and stuff like that. So it lasts a week, and then after that you get rid of the table and everything, and they throw out the grass thing, they’ll go to the river and get rid of it, there’s like special ways. And they celebrate after too.

 

ANALYSIS:

The informant is clearly engaged in her family’s and culture’s traditions and customs surrounding New Year, although it is clear there is a generational gap – she speaks Farsi, but doesn’t know exactly what she’s saying or what it means when they jump over the fire. She also participates in the traditions and knows the general gist of how things are set up, but doesn’t know specifics about the symbolic elements of the festival. However, she is aware of how the ritual is done, participates in it, and has a general idea of why these things are done and what they mean. The new year festival is about being away with or burning away all the old, stale, bad things from the past year, and bringing in the new year. There are very specific things that must be present and actions that must be done to ensure good luck, success, happiness, good relationships, etc. in the new year. This also corresponds with the earth cycle, and not with the biblical calendar.