For our discussion section, we were required to meet up with a fellow student and collect folklore from each other. LA is the person I collected from, PH is myself. Our conversation is as follows:
LA: I have jokes, if you want those.
PH: Oh, yeah.
LA: My childhood friend’s dad is this older Jewish punk dude and he had a lot of good jokes.
(pause)
Alright, so I have two drummer jokes which are frequently passed around for people in bands because we love to make jokes about drummers.
Number one: told to me a long time ago by a family friend who was in a punk band in the ‘90s.
What do you do to get a drummer off your porch?
PH: What?
LA: Offer to pay for the pizza.
The second joke collected is documented in its own post.