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“Time is money, you’re a big spender”

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Text:
The informant, A, recalls a high school classmate saying, “Time is money, you’re a big spender,” whenever they were working on tedious task such as a project or in-class exercise and felt it was taking too long.

Context:
The classmate would usually say this during group projects or in class work sessions, especially when the work felt repetitive or long.

Analysis:
This saying twists the common phrase “Time is money” by adding humor. Instead of saying they’re wasting time, the classmate plays with the idea that they’re “spending” it freely. Even though they weren’t literally losing money, the comparison made it clear that spending too much time on something unproductive can feel like a loss, similar to a financial loss. The lighthearted delivery might also suggest a coping mechanism for dealing with the frustration of tedious work.

White Elephant

Nationality: American
Age: 65
Occupation: Unemployed
Residence: United States
Language: English

Text:

“My family has this tradition for Christmas Eve and we get everyone together at one of our houses and celebrate. Towards the end of the night we play this game called White Elephant, where everyone has to bring a wrapped gift and set it by the tree so no one knows whose gift is whose. Everyone gets a number that tells the order of who goes when. We each take turns going up and picking a random gift and then opening it up in front of everyone. There’s rules though. Someone can steal a gift from somebody else, but it can only be stolen 3 times and then it’s dead, meaning you can’t steal it anymore. It gets really competitive between everyone, but we always laugh it off.”

Context:

The informant recalls that this tradition has been going on since she was a child. It’s meaningful to them because of how connected they can feel with their family and bring everyone together, creating really happy memories of all of them. It’s also a time for them to see family that they haven’t seen in awhile and even meet new members of the family and catch up with everyone. The tradition itself helps creating these memories and positive times by doing a fun activity.

Analysis:

This resembles a ritual tradition or folk custom associated with a holiday: Christmas. It’s specific to one family, but attached to the holiday as a creative way to bring a sense of love and family to the community. It also presents as gift-giving behaviors in the format of a game with a tradition that still isn’t the same each year since different moments ensue each time the game is played. Unlike other American traditions this doesn’t bother trying to make sense of the uncertainty but rather embraces the unpredictable. It also consists of rules giving the tradition a structure that has to be followed. It acts a both a celebration for Christmas and family in the format of healthy competition that is also designed to be humorous and fair. It’s more localized as family tradition and acts as behavior that is passed down by learning from family members and watching the activity.

A.B. Rent-a-Camel

Nationality: American
Age: 82
Occupation: Retired
Residence: Tucson, AZ

A guy needs to travel across the desert and the only way to get across this desert is by camel. He comes across a place that rents camels called A.B. Rent-a-Camel. He asks A.B., who runs the place, for a camel and A.B. says “follow me” and shows him to his camel. The man notices there’s a bag of bricks on the side of the camel but thinks nothing of it. A.B. says “before you leave you need to take the camel to the watering trough and have him drink, so the man does. He begins his journey and about halfway through his camel stops walking and sits down. The man tries slapping and yelling at the camel but nothing will make him move. Later in the day A.B. comes up on his camel and asks what happened. The man replies, “it just stoped”. A.B. asks “well did you brick him?”. The man says “what’s bricking?”. A.B. says “Well when the camel is drinking from the trough you take the two bricks from the bag and slam them against his nuts”. The man says “doesn’t that hurt?” and A.B. replies, “not if you keep your thumbs on the outside of the bricks.”

Informant Analysis: I first heard this joke from my father and it’s been one of my favorites to tell ever since. No matter what party you’re at or who is there, it’s sure to get a laugh from anyone. My father had lot’s of good jokes but this was definitely my favorite of them all.

My Analysis: This joke, passed down from the informant’s father, works as a way to connect and get people laughing together. The over-the-top punchline and ridiculous imagery use discomfort to catch people off guard and make the joke hit harder. The fake “bricking” technique is a funny twist on the kind of weird advice older generations pass down. It plays like a long-winded story that ends in a totally unexpected way, which is part of what makes it so memorable. More than just a joke, it shows how humor can be a way to share connection, surprise, and a little chaos.

The Lazy Wife

Age: 46
Occupation: Chemist
Residence: Los Angeles
Language: English

Text

“A long time ago there was a man with a really lazy wife. When he had to leave the house for a while, he was afraid she would die of hunger so he made her a necklace made of cookies. And when he came back, she died because she only ate the front of the necklace because she was too lazy. There are also other versions where he made her a blanket and she only ate the front of it also. ”

Context

The informant grew up in Taiwan and first heard this story when she was in elementary school, from her father. Her interpretation of it is the moral is to not be lazy. She notes that she was also told other stories that have a similar theme of a lazy wife.

Interpretation

This is a humorous and bizarre Chinese tale conveying how laziness will kill you, teaching a moral lesson against being excessively lazy. It reveals that self-sufficiency and drive is important, as someone can try to set you up for success but you have to be able to help yourself and put in some effort in order to survive. The tale portrays women in a rather poor light, exaggerating the way in which they depend on their husbands in order to survive. The variations with the food necklace and food blanket serve as an allomotif, and also shows how tales vary depending on who is telling it.


A Man in a Hospital Trying to Learn More

Nationality: Irish

Occupation: Horse Race Track Manager

Residence: Waterford, Ireland

Language: English

Text:

A few months ago, in a local country hospital, in County Cork a ways outside the city, a nurse picked up the phone and a voice said “I’d like to know how Aidan Sexton is doing, he just had a very serious operation and I’d like to know how his recovery is coming along. Was the operation successful, and if it was, how much longer will it be until he gets to go home again?” The nurse said “hold on please” and disappeared for ten minutes to find his file. When she got back she said “well, looking here he had his operation and it was very successful, he’s recuperating very well, and if it all keeps going well he will be home in about two weeks time.” The nurse then asked “by the way, who am I speaking to?” and the voice said “this is Aidan Sexton, nobody tells me anything in this place.”

Context:
I had to ask my aunt if this really happened, or if it was made up. At first I thought it was real because she chose to use a real sounding name, and the story isn’t clearly fake, but she confirmed that it was made up at some point and she wasn’t aware of anyone actually doing this. She added that Aidan Sexton is a real person she knows, and his name was the first to come to mind as she was telling the story, but he has no specific connection to the story. She also said that she first heard the story told at a pub, after a man complained about needing to drive for an hour to be able to see a doctor.

Analysis:

The story reflects an overall frustration with medical care, which is often even more significant in rural areas where hospitals are often understaffed, far away, and don’t offer the same quality of care as hospitals in cities. The fact that my aunt chose to say the fictional hospital was in County Cork, close to where she lives, and the fact that the name she used was the name of a person she lives across the street from, all point towards the story reflecting her own personal frustration with medical care. The fact that she first heard this story in a pub reflects a lot about it as a form of storytelling; it has just two characters, making it easy to recite, and it is a very quick story which means that it can be told by a less experienced storyteller (or a more experienced one who had a lot to drink), and it does not need to hold an audience’s attention for a long time.